July 27th Humor
Announcement to airline passengers: If we see smoke coming from the lavatories, we will assume you are on fire and put you out. This is a free service we provide. There are two smoking sections on this flight, one outside each wing exit. We do have a movie in the smoking sections tonight … hold on, let me check what it is … Oh here it is; the movie tonight is Gone with the Wind.
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter’s house later that night, she seemed upset. “What happened, mother?” The daughter asked concerned. “I had to slap his face three times.” “You mean he got fresh?” “No,” she answered. “I thought he was dead.”
How do you know you are at a Chinese Barbecue? The hot dogs are real.