Day: August 4, 2017

# A purse snatcher was arrested in Bari, Italy after he chose the wrong person as his victim. The man  was suspected of a string of handbag robberies, He sped  past his last victim on a motorcycle and deftly lifted her purse without slowing down. As he turned around to see the surprised look on his victim’s face, he realized he had made a relatively stupid mistake. The woman was his own mother she immediately reported the incident to the police and the next time he saw his mother was in the courtroom.

# Every morning at our group coffee break we listened to the sad stories of our newlywed colleague’s misadventures in the kitchen. We all tried to pitch in with some advice and recipes.  One day, she asked us for step by step instructions to prepare sweet potatoes which was one of her new husband’s requests. She said, “I have finally been able to make them sweet, now how do I make them orange?”

French people give me the crepes.