August 15th Humor
In Mumbai, a man is going to jump off the building. Up rushes a good Hindu cop to talk him down. Cop yells up to the man “Don’t jump! Think of your father” Man replies “Haven’t got a father; I’m going to jump.” The cop goes through a list of relatives, mother, brothers, sister, etc. Each time man says “haven’t got one; going to jump.” Desperate the cop yells up “Don’t jump! Think of Lord Krishna” Man replies “Who is that?” Cop yells “Jump, Muslim! You’re blocking traffic!”
# The patient was given the good news after years of therapy and medication the doctor declared him cured of his delusion that he was Napoleon. “Oh wonderful,” the man exclaimed. “May I use the phone, I need to call Josephine and tell her the news.”
Calling an illegal alien an undocumented immigrant is like calling a drug dealer an unlicensed pharmacist.