August 17th Humor
The morals today are so lax that the only way to avoid sex is to get married.
A lawyer cross examined the doctor about whether he checked the pulse of the deceased before he signed the death certificate. “No,” he said “I did not check his pulse.” “Did you listen for a heartbeat?” asked the lawyer. “No, I did not” the doctor responded. “So,” said the lawyer, “when you signed the death certificate, you had not taken steps to make sure he was dead.” The doctor said, “Well let me put it to you this way. The man’s brain was in a jar on my desk, but for all I know he could be out practicing law.”
A nervous passenger keeps pestering the stewardess: “How often do aircraft of this type crash?” he asks. “Just once,” she replied.