August 18th Humor

At our supermarket I noticed a woman with four boys and a baby. Her patience was wearing thin as the voices called out: “Mommy, Mommy” while she tried to shop. Finally she blurted out, “I don’t want to hear the word “Mommy” for at least 10 minutes.” The little voices fell silent for a few seconds then one son tugged on his mother’s skirt and asked softly, “Excuse me, Miss?”

@ A little old lady being pestered by a politician, finally admitted “Well, you’re my second choice.”  “I’m honored then, Mam.” he gushed, “but may I ask who is your first choice?”  She said casually, “Anybody else’s who is running.”

Q: Did you hear about the lunatic who won the Tour De France in one day?   A: He took the psycho-path.