August 23rd Humor
The FCC came along and said no more cigarette commercials on television but think about it, I would much rather have a pretty girl offer me a cigarette than and old lady asked me if I’m constipated.
* A modern mother took her young son shopping with her. As she went through the aisle the boy picked out some nice packages he liked and brought them to the cart. The young mother was heard telling her son, “Oh no, Honey we don’t want that one, you have to cook it.”
On a Continental Flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.”