August 24th Humor
Give a man a fish and he will eat for day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
A friend announced recently that she had started a fire in her microwave. She explained: “I needed so many paper towels to absorb the grease when cooking bacon, I thought I’d save money and use newspaper.” “Did you ruin the oven?” I asked. “Well,” she continued reluctantly, “not the first time…’
Since things turned sour with my wife a fortnight ago, I’ve taken to bike riding 50 miles a day to clear my head. I’m now 700 miles from home and feeling much happier.