August 25th Humor
Because the government has spent all your money, NASA had to close a Twitter account that warns the public about asteroids. So if you’re someone who constantly checks Twitter to see if an asteroid’s coming… Really, would an asteroid make your life any worse?
# “Mommy, can I swim out to where the waves are breaking,” asked the little girl. Mother shook her head firmly and said , “No.” “Please,” she begged. “Daddy is swimming out there.” “I know, darling, but he is insured.”
Q: Why did University of Tennessee disband its water polo team? A: All the horses drowned.