August 29th Humor
My girl visited the psychiatrist, but he couldn’t get her to start talking until he put the cell phone in her hand.
“I’m going home mother. I should’ve listened to her 20 years ago.” “Go ahead, honey, she’s still talking.”
My boss’ wife was exasperated with her sister who always bought unreliable cars and then called Sherry to bail her out of the mechanical breakdown situations. One day Sherry got a call from her sister looking for a ride from her latest incident. Sherry asked, “What happened this time?” “The brakes went out,” came the reply. “Where are you now?” Sherry asked. “I am in the Walgreen’s at Pearl and Bagley” came the reply. “And where is the car now? It is in here with me.”