August 30th Humor
“You are being arraigned here today for claiming your cats as dependents on your taxes,” the judge told the defendant, “and treating your losses at a casino as capital losses.” “How then do you plead to the charge of tax evasion?” “Guilty, your honor.” “Do you have anything to say before I set you’re fine?” the judge asked. ” Are fines tax deductible?”
# I called the temp agency looking for work, and they asked if I had any phone skills. I responded,”I called you, didn’t I?”
Q: What’s the difference between a smart Frenchman and a unicorn? A: Nothing, they’re both fictional characters