August 31st Humor
Cop to a hooker: “What would your mother do if she saw you doing this?” “She’d kill me…It’s her corner.”
# A young man returning a library book about movie stars of the silent film era opened it to a photograph of the Vamp queen Theda Bara and pointed. “Was she really a sex symbol in the 1920’s?” he asked. “Yes she was,” the librarian answered. The teenager studied the photograph. “Boy,” he said finally, “no wonder you people had a depression.”
Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Muslim Women’s Rights.