September 1st Humor

Did you know Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz could have gone back home —- she did have a debit card with her. But there were no banks in Oz, that’s why she kept wandering, looking around, crying out “ATM! ATM!”

What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?… Wasabi!

I’m not saying my wife is a bad cook, but my doctor advised to eat out more often.