September 5th Humor
“Dad, I just siphoned a couple of gallons of gas out of your car for tonight. That is OK isn’t it?” “Sure it is OK Son; I bought that gas with your allowance for next week so run along and have a good time.”
@ “Have you ever loved before?” he asked. “No, no John, I have admired men for their good looks, courage, wealth or intelligence, but with you it is just love, nothing else.”
My children received the video of Cinderella as a summer gift, they watched it almost nonstop for three days. Since it was warm outside, we kept the windows open. The neighbors were having their roof reshingled by three burly men. As I went out to get the mail one afternoon, I heard singing, “Put it together and what do you get,” from the other side of the house came a chorus of two more husky voices: “Bibity, Bobity Boo.”