September 6th Humor
After waiting more than an hour and a half for Saturday night date, my friend Paula decided she’d been stood up. She changed from her dinner dress into a nightshirt and slippers, fixed some popcorn and resigned yourself to an evening of television. No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV and the doorbell rang, There stood her date. He took one look at her and she asked, “I’m two hours late and you’re still not ready.”
@ “Four long years of college,” sighed the girl graduate, “and who has it gotten me?”
Why won’t nudists ever play Major League Baseball? They’re only interested in exhibition games.