September 7th Humor
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Middle Eastern beauty contest? A: Me neither.
Once a close friend who sold cosmetics tried to get me to sample her products. At first I wasn’t interested, but months later I read an article about their new skin care program. Thrilled that I had asked, she visited and gave my face a thorough examination. Then she stepped back aside and said:” it’s too bad,” she said sadly, “I wish you had come to me sooner when we still had a chance.”
A football fan is guy who yells at the quarterback that cannot find the receiver 50 yards down the field and then goes into the parking lot and cannot find his own car.