September 13th Humor
“Mitt Romney’s former campaign manager has launched a super PAC to stop Hillary Clinton from becoming president. It makes sense because if there’s one thing Romney’s campaign manager is good at, it’s stopping someone from becoming president.”
“Well, the talk is that Hillary Clinton is going to try and help unite the party. She’s going to unite the party. But today Bill Clinton says, according to his experience, the party is usually over whenever Hillary shows up.”
“Is anybody really that surprised that Hillary Clinton is still running for president? I’m not surprised. I mean, if you were married to Bill Clinton … wouldn’t you want to be able to tap his phone, read his mail, and torture him?”
Hillary lost the election, but now “What difference does it make?”