September 14th Humor
Mother superior called all the nuns together and said to them, “I must tell you all something, we have a case of gonorrhea in the convent.” “Thank God,” said the elderly nun at the back, “I’m so tired of that Chardonnay.”
Paying his bill at a store, Dave Williams saw a young clerk look at the name of his charge card and smile. “That is a nice name”, she said, “the same as my boyfriend’s”. “Thanks” Williams replied. “I was named for St. David, the patron saint of Wales.” The clerk’s brow furrowed. “Gee,” she sad earnestly, “I knew they were intelligent but I didn’t think they had their own religion.”
* Our granddaughter was asked to write a story for her second grade class about her personal hero. She chose her father and he was tickled to hear that. “Why did you pick me,” he asked. The girl replied, “Because I could not spell Arnold Schwartzennegger.”