September 15th Humor
A man came into the bank to get a loan. He went up to the teller and asked,” Who arranges for loans?” “I’m sorry sir,” the teller told him, “that the loan arranger is out to lunch.” “Alright,” said the man. “May I speak to Tonto?”
The cost of college has gone through the roof. There is a new student loan calculator app that can determine how long students will be in debt based on their major. For example, if you’re a liberal arts major, you can’t afford the app.
* Socialite A: “Darling, I read your book last night. Who wrote it for you? Socialite author: “I am so glad you liked it. Who read it to you?”