September 18th Humor
The commander of the C-141 was in a hurry to fly out of the US air base in Thule, Greenland, but everything was working against him. The truck to pump the sewage from the plane was late, and then the airman pumping out the tank was taking his time. The commander harassed the lowly airman, threatening to have him punished. Turning to the officer, the airman said, “I have no stripes, it’s 40° below zero, I’m stationed in Greenland and I’m pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just how do you plan to punish me?”
@ When I was a kid we always played cowboys and Indians, and I was always an Indian. Today I have my own casino.
Mattel has launched 15 “Next Gen Ken” dolls with different skin tones, hairstyles and body types. I liked Mattel’s new “man bun” Ken Doll, but he has already told me the dangers of processed food and how Bernie would have beaten Trump