Day: September 19, 2017

Women always have the last word in an argument. Anything a man adds after that is the beginning of a new argument.

@ The United States is the only country in the world where a woman hires a cleaning lady to take care of her house so she can volunteer at the day care where the cleaning lady leaves her children.

@ My friend Kathy and her children had been visiting her parents for the day. Before leaving, Kathy started washing her kids sticky handprints from the picture window. “Leave those alone,” said her mother. “But, mom.” Kathy protested, “when we were little, fingerprints drove you crazy.” “I know,” her mother said. “But you lived here and could always make more.”