September 21st Humor
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green. When I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond.
@ The eminent defense lawyer recognized the thug that was holding him up. “Look here,” he protested, “I am your benefactor. Don’t you recall that I once saved you from a life sentence by proving you crazy?” “Sure,” “I remember you now,” the thug said as he continued his work. “And ain’t holding up your own lawyer crazy?”
McDonalds offering wedding receptions in Hong Kong. I think it’s a good idea. It’s unique, inexpensive and the last happy meal you’ll have together anyway.