Day: September 25, 2017

Two county judges, one a woman and one man both got charged  with speeding on the same day. Rather than call the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge, each agreed to hear the other’s case.  The male judge took the bench while the lady jurist stood at the defendant’s table, and admitted her guilt. The sentencing judge immediately suspended both the fine and costs.  They switched places. The male judge admitted that he was speeding, too. Thereupon the lady judge immediately fined him $250 and ordered him to pay court costs.  The second judge was furious. “I suspended your fine and costs, but you threw the book at me!” he fumed. The first judge looked at him and replied, “This is the second such case we’ve had in here today. Someone has to get tough about all this speeding!”

A Tennessee traffic cop pulled over speeding motorist asking,  “Do you have any ID?” The motorist replied, “about what?”

@ My first wife divorced me on grounds of incompatibility, and besides, I think she hated me.