September 26th Humor
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
@ Zeke asked Buck, “Were you ever married.” “Sure was, but my wife ran away on me.” “How did that happen.” She ran away while I was takin’ a bath.” Zeke offered. “I bet she waited a long time for that opportunity.”
“Twitter is testing a feature that will allow you to write a post that contains up to 10,000 characters. They’re calling this exciting new feature ‘Facebook.'”