September 28th Humor
While I was in line to check into a motel, I over heard the couple on front of me asking for a king sized bed, then a queen sized bed. The clerk apologized and said all they had left were rooms with twin beds. The man remarked, “I don’t know, we have been together sharing the same bed for 44 years” The wife volunteered, “Could you push the two of them together?” I thought that was very romantic for these old folks. The wife then finished her thought, “because if he snores, I need to be able to punch him.”
* Do you know the difference between Washington and Las Vegas? In Las Vegas the drunks gamble with their own money.
They usually have two tellers in my bank, except when it is busy, then they have one.