October 3rd Humor
My 17 year old niece was looking for a job so her mother scoured the want ads with her. “Here’s one, a couple are looking for someone to watch their two kids and do light housekeeping. “Helloo,” said my niece, rolling her eyes. “I can’t take that job. I don’t know anything about lighthouses.”
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on science and nature. Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?” She thought for a moment and then asked, “Is the vacuum on or off?”
In Washington they have four reasons for doing everything. None of the reasons they give you is the real one.