October 10th Humor
The Nobel Prize for fiction went to the JetBlue flight schedule.
There was a fortunate lady who had lost her purse and had it returned to her by a young man. She examined the contents and remarked, “this is strange, I had a $100 bill in the purse when I lost it and now there 5 -$20 bills in here.” “That’s right Mam, the last time I returned a lost purse the lady did not have change for the reward.”
@ When my sister was in high school, she went out with the captain of the chess team my parents loved him because they figured any guy who took three hours to make a move was safe.