October 11th Humor
The lady was trying to impress those at the party. “My family’s blood line is very old,” she said. “It dates back to the days of Benjamin Franklin.” Then turning to a lady sitting quietly in a corner she asked condescendingly: “How old is your family, my dear?” “Well,” said the woman with a quiet smile, “I can’t really say. All our family records were lost in the flood.”
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ?
You see, it had no atmosphere !
Kim Kardashian allegedly wants a divorce from Kanye West. However, they’d have a hard time deciding on who gets custody of all the attention