October 13th Humor
I was in Navy boot camp and the food was not at all like at home. Mostly I ate all the snacks and glasses of milk. One day I went through the chow line and all I had was a big piece of cake on my tray. One of the cooks eyed that and asked, “Would you like two pieces of cake, sailor?” I eagerly said, “Yes.” With that the cook leaned over took his knife and cut my cake in half.
Wife: “Honey, did you notice? I bought a new toilet brush.” Husband: “Yes, I did, but I still prefer the paper.”
Brain cells come and brain cells go, But FAT cells live forever.