October 16th Humor

“Democrats warned that if the debt ceiling isn’t raised, the government would cease to function. How would you be able to tell?”

In Philadelphia, a historic tavern — a tavern that was frequented by our Founding Fathers — has closed because of the last government shutdown. It opened in 1773. In fact, this iconic watering hole was once the scene of a legendary brawl between Benjamin Franklin and John McCain.

Brain cells come and brain cells go, But FAT cells live forever.