October 20th Humor
I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That is how. I lost my mind.
@ When my daughter’s boss, Jean a commercial lawyer, who is short, arrived in court with a bulging briefcase. The lawyer for the other party was a Goliath of a man. When the big guy caught sight of Jean he called out across the courtroom, “Well, little man, what have you got in that briefcase?” Without looking up, Jean replied “Five smooth stones.”
* In Las Vegas man walked up to his wife and said, “Give me the money I told you not to give me.”