October 26th Humor
While unloading the laundry from the dryer, I discovered that my son’s red crayon was in the batch and had melted all over the white uniforms and underwear. As I feverishly scrubbed the clothing, my son came by and I explained what it happened. He said to me, “Don’t worry, mom I have another red crayon.”
A state trooper stopped Sarah Palin on Interstate 75, and noticed as he was checking her driver’s license, that she had a concealed carry permit, and was a member of the NRA. Somewhat surprised, he asked, “got any guns with you ma’am?” She said, “Yes, a 45 Smith & Wesson in the glove compartment, a 357 magnum in the console and a 38 special in my purse.” The trooper said, “LADY, what are you scared of?” She said…. “NOT A DAMN THING!”
My neighborhood was so tough: We had criminals attacking people with chewed off shotguns. The school newspaper had an obituary column. That even the police station had a front door with a peep hole.