Day: November 6, 2017

* Paying his bill at a store, Dave Williams saw a young clerk look at the name of his credit card and smile. “That is a nice name,” she said, “the same as my boyfriends.” “Thanks” Williams replied. “I was named for St. David, the patron saint of Wales.” The clerk’s growl furrowed. “Gee, she sad earnestly, “I knew they were intelligent but I didn’t think they had their own religion.”

An American was knocked unconscious in a serious accident while traveling in Australia. The ambulance took him to a
local hospital for treatment. While he finally woke up he asked the nurse, “Was I brought here to die?” “No,” said the nurse. “You were brought in here yesterdie.”

# A college football coach had recruited top talent the player couldn’t pass the school’s entrance exam. Needing the recruit badly, the coach went to the dean asked if the recruit could take the test orally. The Dean agreed and the following day the recruit and the coach were seated in the Dean’s office. “Okay”, the Dean asked, “What is 7 times 7?” The Recruit mulls it over for a moment, and then said, “I think it is 49.” Suddenly the coach broke in, “Please Dean,” begged the coach, “give him another chance.”