Day: November 8, 2017

@ After 12 years of talk therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. “no habla Ingles.”

A busy working mom used her lunch break for as many things as she could get away with. One day she raced from the office to get a chest X-ray and then to the cleaners and then the supermarket and back to work. All her coworkers eyed her strangely on her return and it was getting on her nerves. Finally one of the girls had the conviction of her curiosity and asked what the Mom did at lunch. The Mom queried, “Why do you want to know?” “Well, since you are back you blouse is on inside out.”

# Into the bar comes a grasshopper. The bartender says, “Hey we got a drink named after you.” “The grasshopper says, “Is that right? Why would anyone name a drink Bob?”