November 13th Humor
@ Two inhabitants of hell were taking a walk when a frigid breeze blew by. The storm dumped several inches of snow. The man looked around and amazement. “What’s going on?” One asked. “Only thing I can figure,” replied his companion, “is that the Browns just won the Super Bowl.”
# A man took his wife to the livestock show and they looked at champion breeding bulls. The wife said, “Look here. It says that this bull mated over 150 times last year isn’t that something?” The man in reply said, “Yes, but it wasn’t all with the same cow.”
It was a Saturday morning the lobby of my Manhattan apartment building was bustling with people coming and going as the mail carrier arrives; one of my neighbors came barreling through the lobby, chatting on her cell phone. Seeing the mail carrier, she yells across the lobby, “Oh by the way, I just found out that my husband’s New Yorker subscription expired months ago. So you are right, you haven’t been stealing them.”