November 17th Humor
Four guys from work were out golfing together. One of the guys had just bought a new club and complained it was not living up to its billing. He offered to sell the club to my Dad for $150. Dad said, “Well, let me try it out first.” So he used on the next hole and got a hole in one. “Are you positive you want to sell this club?” my father asked his buddy. “Sure,” the man replied, “Only now the price is $200.”
The starlet said, “I told the magazines all I wanted was a little country cottage, a husband and six children.” Her friend commented, “What makes you say such silly things?” The starlet admitted, “The publicity department.”
I stopped at a bar in Hollywood and asked for a double. The bartender brought out a guy that looked just like me.