November 30th Humor
Yesterday, a women’s rights organization held “topless parades” in cities around the country. Unfortunately, I don’t know what they were protesting because I never got a look at the signs.
The pool of potential jurors was facing questions from the attorneys and the judge. As they went through the gang the judge asked one man, “If you were picked for this jury, do you think you could follow the instructions?” The man responded. “Yes Mam, I have been married for 40 years.”
@ We were in an airplane site seeing over the Grand Canyon and parts of Arizona. The captain told us to look out the left side of the plane and we could see the crater that had been made by a giant meteor impact thousands of years ago. The lady in the seat ahead of us commented, “Boy, if that thing had hit a little further to the right it would hit the highway.”