December 2nd Humor
Office manager was asking a female applicant if she had any unusual talents. She said she and won several prizes at crossword puzzles and in a slogan writing contest. “That sounds interesting,” the manager told her, “but we want somebody who will be smart during office hours.” “Oh,” said the applicant. “That was during office hours.”
You think the average person is stupid, then you have to realize the other half of the people are stupider.
The barber was trying to encourage a man not to worry about getting a shave. The barber said, “We pay you a dollar for every knick we make that draws blood. Why, sometimes customers walk away from here with a whole lot of money.”