December 6th Humor
A woman at a restaurant in Spotsylvania County, Virginia saw two apparently able-bodied young men park in a handicapped spot. When she asked them to please move, they cursed her. They had parked there as a getaway for their accomplice who was robbing the restaurant. The woman provided the police with a description of the car and the license plate number.
The optimist sees a glass that’s half full. The pessimist sees the glass is half empty. An engineer sees a glass is twice as big as needs to be.
@ A man walked into a pub in Ocala, Florida with a large alligator on a leash. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender, “Do you serve IRS agents here?” “Sure do,” replied the barkeep. The stranger said, “Good, I will have a Budweiser and the gator’ll have an IRS agent.”