December 18th Humor
My friend Anna and I were eating in a Chinese restaurant. When an elderly waiter set chopsticks at our places, Anna made a point of reaching into her purse and pulling out her own pair. “As an environmentalist,” she declared, “I do not approve of destroying nature for use as throwaway utensils.” The waiter inspected her chopsticks carefully and commented, “They are the very beautiful, made of Elephant Ivory.”
* The teacher took her class to the zoo. They stopped before the lions cage as he decided to stretch and let go a mighty roar. One of the boy’s asked, “Miss Smith, you see that big mouth on the lion? If the lion would eat you up, what bus should we get on to get back to school without you?”
Why don’t Americans eat snails?… Because they like “Fast Food.”