December 19th Humor
@ My cousin went to a furniture store to apply for a salesman job opening they had advertised. When he got there for the interview there were three people ahead of him. While they took their turns being interviewed he started talking to shoppers and sold $2600 of furniture. He got the job.
Welfare: When you love strangers so much that you’re willing to have government steal money from another stranger to help them out.
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large tray of bananas. The nun posted a sign on the banana tray, “Take only one. God is watching.” Further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One child whispered to another, “Take all you want. God is watching the bananas.”