December 21st Humor
Each year Army reserve officers from every walk of life practice as soldiers during their two-week annual training. As an active duty officer during one such training at Fort Jackson, South Carolina I was having trouble getting a lesson across to a reservist. “Look,” I said, “it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to get this right.” They reservist stopped, looked straight at me and replied, “but I am a rocket scientist.”
A woman in Hardwick, Georgia, divorced her husband on the grounds that he “stayed home too much and was much too affectionate.”
The oldest living American, a New Jersey woman, has just turned 114. At her birthday party she said, “Why are we celebrating? I just spent 114 years in New Jersey.”