Day: December 28, 2017

@ Four beer company presidents walk into a bar from an industry meeting. The guy from Corona sits down and says, “I would like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender gives him a Corona. The guy from Budweiser says, “I would like the best beer in the world, give me the King of Beers, a Budweiser,” the bartender gives him one. The guy from Coors says, “I want the only beer with made with Rocky Mount Spring water.” He gets his Coors. The guy from Guinness sits down and says, “Give me a tea.” The bartender is a little taken aback but gives him what he ordered. The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?” The Guinness president replies, “I thought since you guys were not drinking beer and neither would I.”

*I don’t want to say that inflation is running away, but at the mall I saw gumball machine that took dollar bills.

A new study came out and it claims Washington, D.C. has the worst traffic in the country. Government workers in D.C. spend hours in gridlock, getting nothing done and then, they get in their cars