December 29th Humor
“This weekend President Obama celebrated his 53rd birthday. For his birthday, Michelle Obama jumped out of a cake and told him he’s not allowed to have any.”
@ Sam showed up at a revival meeting seeking help. “I need you to pray for my hearing,'” he tells the preacher. The preacher calls him up to the front and puts his fingers in the Sam’s ears and prays and prays and prays. When he is done praying, he asks Sam, “How is your hearing now?” “I don’t know,” says Sam. “I don’t go to court until next Tuesday.”
@ Working at the post office, I’m used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded with my “calmest” voice, “What’s the trouble?” “I went out this morning,” she began, “and when I came home I found a card that says the mailman tried to deliver a package, but no one was home. My husband was in all morning. He never heard a thing.” After apologizing, I got her parcel. “Oh, good,” she gushed. We’ve been waiting for these for ages.” “What is it?” I asked. “My husband’s new hearing aids.”