Day: January 5, 2018

I’m trying to decide whether to have children or not to have them. My time is running out. I know I want to have them while my parents are still young enough to take care of them.

@ For several years, my job was to answer all of your phone calls and mail concerning the daytime television soap operas our company produced. One day a woman called wanting medical advice from an actor who portrayed a doctor on one of the shows. I explained that the man wasn’t a real doctor couldn’t help her. After a moment of shocked silence, the woman replied indignantly, “No wonder it takes his patients months to recover.”

United now offers passengers up to $10,000 to leave overbooked flights.. Now they’ll need to drag passengers ON the plane.