January 8th Jokes
After the church service on little boy told the pastor, “When I grow up, I’m going to give you some money.” “Well, thank you,” the pastor replied. “But why would you give me money?” “Because my daddy says you’re one of the poorest preachers we’ve ever had.”
@ A convenience store robber in Charlotte, North Carolina, was making his getaway after successfully emptying the till when the mask he was wearing shifted and blocked his vision. The men had chosen a full face Elvis Presley mask to wear to the holdup after he got the money in his hands he must’ve gotten “all shook up.” He stumbled around and eventually ran for the door and slammed into the door frame knocking himself unconscious.
On a Continental Flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and we will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.”