January 9th Jokes
Always be aware that there are those who are less fortunate. I mean, there are probably kids in Africa who still use an iPhone 4.
Upset Wife: “I should have listened to my mother when she warned me to never marry you.” Husband: “Good grief. I apologize. How I have misjudged that woman.”
# I grew up in a non musical family, only one of ours five siblings can carry a tune. So, I restricted my singing to private places like the bathtub or the car. But one night, I softly sang a lullaby to my nine month old baby. After the first verse, he sweetly looked into my eyes, removed the pacifier from his mouth and placed it in mine.