January 10th Jokes
A man in Hazard, Kentucky, divorced his wife because she “beat him whenever he removed onions from his hamburger without asking for permission.”
@ When my brother Tom bought a new sailboat, he filled out an application for boat insurance. He was asked questions about the boat and himself and was instructed to include a recent photo. He and his wife sifted through a stack of snapshots and selected one they felt appropriate. Not long after sending in the form, Tom received a letter from the insurer: “Dear Sir, thank you for sending the fine photo of yourself. We do admire your mustache. Now, could you send is an equally appealing picture of the vessel we are to insure?”
“In a speech, President Obama praised all the contributions Cubans have made to America: catching, hitting, outfielding, shortstop. These were all major, major contributions.”