January 11th Jokes
I’ve just published a ‘Do It Yourself’ book. It comes with blank paper and a free pen.
There was a young man who from his youth wanted to be a great writer. When asked what would make him a great writer, he responded, “I want to write something the whole world will read and something people will have a great emotional reaction to. What I write should make them scream, cry, holler, wail in desperation and anger.” Today he has achieved his goal, he writes error messages for Microsoft.
My granddaughter Shelley was given a used car by her parents and her 16th birthday. Much to her frustration, her father insisted she learned to change a flat tire before he turned over the keys. Eventually Shelley got it right and was permitted to drive to school. One afternoon after class, she discovered she had a flat. Putting up her long hair up in a hat, slipping on her gloves she set about putting on the spare tire. By the time she finished, she attracted a small, admiring audience. That night, three young men from the school called and asked her for a date.