January 18th Jokes
We had a new data entry girl in our office and she had the distracting habit of talking to her computer. Every time she would enter a new operation she would give the machine a little encouragement. “That a boy, you can do it. Nice going you got that piece in there all right. Who said computers were stupid?” While I was entertained listening to her, I asked the obvious question, “How do you know the computer is a male?” She replied, “because you have to tell it everything you want it to do.”
An American was hit by a car in Australia. The ambulance took him to the hospital. When he came to he asked the nurse, “Was I brought here to die?” She responded, “No, you were brought here yesterdie.”
A friend lost his job and complained about looking for a new one. “Why don’t you work for your mother?” I suggested. He shook his head. “I can’t,” he said. “Her company has a very strict policy against hiring relatives.” “Who made up that ridiculous rule?” “My mother.”