January 19th Jokes

Did you know Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz could have gone back home —- she did have a debit card with her. But there were no banks in Oz, that’s why she kept wandering, looking around, crying out “ATM! ATM!”

@ I once had a job going door to door selling “No Soliciting” signs.

Customer: “Waiter I can’t seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup”. Waiter: “Would you expect to find a Angels in an Angel food cake?”